One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

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dispetrichordia:

dispetrichordia:

Yea so on Friday I earned the nickname Drunkosaurus Rex aka Triceranotops. This snapchat I received in the morning from Mandolynne is fairly telling. This weekend was fun.

Mecca is coming.

When everything happens to you when you’re so young, you’re very lucky, but by the same token, you’re never going to have that same feeling again. The first time anything happens to you - your first love, your first success - the second one is never the same. September 16, 1924 - August 12, 2014